It turns out, letters from champagne companies are a lot like buses. You wait about a month for one to come along and then Moet & Chandon start stalking you.

The old postal strike may have delayed their first letter (click here to read) getting here, but now we’ve received a follow up only 4 days later which, frankly, smacks of desperation.

Bloody chill out, Moet & Chandon.

At least they haven’t cut all the letters out individually and glued them on.

Don’t worry guys, we will get back to you. And we’ll send you a cork. Or two (probably 3).