Ever since Jesus Christ came down from Heaven(?) to kick about on Earth for 30 odd years, everyone has been clamouring for a list ranking people with the initials JC from “Awesome” down to “Utter Shit.” Well stop the clamouring, here is the definitive list.
John Cleese being awesome.
Here’s a clip of Jimmy Cricket in ALL his glory. Check out those wellies!
And here’s vintage James Corden being both fat and a cunt.
Internationally respected, Shakespearean actor Sir Patrick Stewart recently had a spat with roly-poly chubby fat celebrity TV presenter cunt James Corden. It wasn’t pretty.
On the one hand, good ol’ Patrick’s jokes weren’t that great (they were terrible) but on the other hand, James Corden really is a fat cunt. He also squared up to a man who’s 69. Nice one, James.
Patrick did impart one piece of great advice for fat Corden – “If you fancy the Jonas Brothers, cover you’re belly.” That’s good advice and no mistake.
But the question is does James fancy the Jonas Brothers? There’s only one way to tell. He can either buy a Gin Riot exclusive “If you fancy the Jonas Brothers” T-SHIRT that covers up his fat belly proving once and for all that he doesn’t.
Or, he can buy a Gin Riot exclusive “If you fancy the Jonas Brothers” CROP TOP that shows off his “hideous” fat belly proving once and for all that he does (unless he’s just showing his belly as again as the punchline to his “joke”)
The choice, James, is yours.
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