Who knows how to throw a banging party better than God? Fucking no-one! That’s who. Which means…….

FACT: Brixton has the most banging parties in the world!

All religions are pretty mental but the Pentecostal Church is probably the mental-most of the lot. When God is in the house it goes OFF!!!

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But all this hardcore partying doesn’t leave much time for praying which is where Brixton  comes into its own. At the Universal Pentacostal Church you can just pop your prayer on one of their muliple choice prayer cards and they’ll wing it up to God for you (via a dove or something) – leaving you maximum time for having it large.